Best Net of All: Adventure Net
IT’S THE QUESTION PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME, SINCE MAN JOLLY WELL GOT HIS PRIORITIES RIGHT REALLY AND STOPPED ALL THAT SILLY, OLD-FASHIONED HUNTING OF WOOLLY MAMMOTHS AS WELL AS ALL THAT OTHER SORT OF NONSENSE...YOU KNOW: MAKING FIRE, INVENTING THE WHEEL, LAYING THE BASIS FOR LATER CROP ROTATION, AND, INSTEAD, STARTED GOING TO ADVENTURE PARKS FOR NICE DAYS OUT WITH THE WHOLE THE FAMILY…
It's the question that has exercised the greatest minds of our age, the question none of the world religions has ever come close to answering. Of course, that question is...wait for it....ready?
'HOW MUCH FUN CAN YOU HAVE WITH NETS?'
And, drum roll, trumpet fanfare, it is Tenby Dinosaur Park who have come up with the definitive answer. Are you sitting down, breathing slowly, perhaps a pot of the finest lapsang souchong at your side. The answer is…
Yep, there we have it. We didn’t need fancy laboratories (though we do have one)(oh yeah, amazing it is too)(mosquitos in amber: that sort of thing), research grants of billions of pounds, or a hotline to some higher deity. Tenby Dinosaur Park, the people who brought you Tyrannosaurus Twelve Hole Golf and exposed the shocking truth about the game, explaining how golf had been invented and played by dinosaurs (see separate article on the 'Previous New Attractions' page) absolutely yonks before the Scottish caught on...uhm...where we? Ah yes, it is us, over 'ere, Tenby Dinosaur Park (the finest dinosaur park on planet earth), who have finally answered the question about nets. So there!
WE SIMPLY BUILT THE BRILLIANT ADVENTURE NET, OPENED OUR DOORS FOR HALF TERM AND WATCHED AS THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE OF ALL AGES MADE A BEELINE FOR OUR GREAT NEW ATTRACTION. GRANNIES, GRANDPAS, MUMS AND DADS, TEENAGERS AND TODDLERS, NEWLY BORN BABIES, EXTRA TERRESTRIALS ON AN AWAY DAY RETURN, PEOPLE TAKING A SICKIE FROM WORK...WELL, YOU GET THE PICTURE: IN SHORT, ALL SORTS.
It was mayhem, to be honest, and it was a job to get you all out when closing time came around all too soon. Many of you hid in the adjacent shrubbery hoping to carry on playing long into the night after all the staff had gone home. But well, we nabbed you didn’t we? You know who you are. Amazing what a portable X-ray scanner can reveal...and what the threat of a state-of-the art Taser gun can achieve (Rosie our T Rex usually ferrets out people trying to stay in the Park but was in a bit of a huff last week)(don't ask).
SO YOU'VE GOT YOUR INTERNET, YER FISHING NETS AND, OF COURSE, YOUR BROOKLYN NETS (PRO BASKETBALL TEAM)(APPARENTLY).
NOW, YOU'VE GOT THE BEST NET OF ALL: ADVENTURE NET.
Suitable for everyone from 1 to 101 (but, unfortunately, not 102)
Finally, a reminder to all our lovely customers: if you would like to go on our new Adventure Net for a good play, you MUST wear sensible footwear; no flipflops, open toe shoes, heeled shoes please. That sort of thing. Or fish waders. Yep there's always one isn't there...
Every time we go, I love watching my 4 year old’s face when he stumbles upon another 'sneaky dinosaur,' during our walk throught the Woodland Trail, like it’s the first time he’s seen them (we’ve visitied quite a few times now). It honestly makes my heart swell to the size of a T-Rex.Han Dyer